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Back Row, L,R: Kurt Guynn , Graig Jackson , Brannon T.A. , Dr, David Arnold , Dr. Steve Ritchie , Chris Irvin T.A.
5th Row, L,R: Ben Wygal , Chris Gaddis , Mishal Kothari , Zach Young , James Hill tab tech , Ryan Barletta.
4th Row, L-R:Sarah Boyd , Dan Armstrong , Tom Bertalan , Logan Rich , Jackson Reynolds ,
3rd Row, L-R: Kyle Feagin , Chris Johnson , Briant Jackson , Manley Cummins , Ethan Williams , Rachael Klutz.
2nd Row, L-R:Angela Cater , Bo Brumson , Jordan Busing , JP McLemore , Mohammed Alibrahim.
1st Row, L,R: Felicia Fancher , Morenike Babatunde , SelenaWhitney , Yahya Alsalik , Katelyn Pate , Pierce Robinson , Ursula Triantafillu.
CHE 320 Unit Operations Lab Schedule, Summer 2011-2
Date Day Day
left
RED
TEAM
GREEN
TEAM
PINK
TEAM
ORANGE
TEAM
YELLOW
TEAM
BLACK
TEAM
BLUE
TEAM
Briant Jackso--D1
Ethan--Z
Yahya--H
Manly--M
Jordan--D2
Mohammed--Z
Rachael K--D
Selena--H
Jackson--M
Ben--H
Felicia--D
Sarah--Z
Ursula--M
Katelyn Pate--D1
Pierce--M
JP--D2
Angela--Z
Morenike--H
Otis--Z
Daniel--M
Edward--H
Craig--D
Ryan--H
Chris J--Z
Kurt--M
Kyle--D
Thomas--D
Zach--H
Mishal--M
Chris G--Z
7/6 Wed 31
8 am: BE 0058; Introduction, Assignments; Lab Tour--Hardhats; CC6 Tutorial
7/7 Thr 30 8 am: BE 0058; Lab pict; Review E1; Safety Review; Piping & Safety Demo; team pict due
7/8 Fri 29
P--D--10 am 0048
P-- Z--11:30 0048
P--M--1pm 1001
P-- H--3pm 1001
work on proposals; study for E1
work on proposals; study for E1
work on proposals; study for E1
7/9 Sat 28
P--H--3pm 1001
P--D--10 am 0048
P--Z--11:30 0048
P-- M--1pm 1001
work on proposals; study for E1
work on proposals; study for E1
work on proposals; study for E1
7/10 Sun 27
7/11 Mon 26
work on proposals; study for E1
work on proposals; study for E1
work on proposals; study for E1
work on proposals; study for E1
P--D--10 am 0048
P--Z--11:30 0048
P--M--1pm 1001
7/12 Tue 25
8 am: BE 0058; E1
7/13 Wed 24
L--D
L--Z
L-- M
L--H
P--H--3pm 1001
P--D--10 am 0048
P--Z--11:30 0048
7/14 Thr 23
L--D
L--Z
L--M
L--H
P--M--1pm 1001
P--H--3pm 1001
P--D--10 am 0048
7/15 Fri 22
P--M--1pm 1001
P--H--3pm 1001
P--D--10 am 0048
P--Z--11:30 0048
L--D
L--Z
L--M
7/16 Sat 21
Pr--D--10 am 0048
Pr--Z--11:30 0048
Pr--M--1pm 1001
Pr--H--3pm 1001
L--D
L--Z
L--M
7/17 Sun 20
7/18 Mon 19
L--H
L--D
L--Z
L--M
P--Z--11:30 0048
P--M --1pm 1001
P-- H--3pm 1001
7/19 Tue 18
L--H
L-- D
L--Z
L--M
Pr --D--10 am 0048
Pr--Z--11:30 0048
Pr--M--1pm 1001
7/20 Wed 17
P--Z--1:30 0048
P--M--1pm 1001
P--H--3pm 1001
P--D--10 am 0048
L--H
L--D
L--Z
7/21 Thr 16
Pr--H--pm 1001
Pr--D--10 am 0048
Pr--Z--11:30 0048
Pr--M--1pm 1001
L--H
L--D
L--Z
7/22 Fri 15
L-- M
L--H
L--D
L--Z
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
7/23 Sat 14
L--M
L--H
L--D
L--Z
Pr--H--3pm 1001
Pr--D--10 am 0048
Pr--Z--11:30 0048
7/24 Sun 13
7/25 Mon 12
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
L--M
L--H
L-- D
7/26 Tue 11
Pr--M--1pm 1001
Pr--H--3pm 1001
Pr--D--10 am 0048
Pr--Z--11:30 0048
L--M
L--H
L--D
7/27 Wed 10
L--Z
L--M
L--H
L--D
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
7/28 Thr 9
L--Z
L-- M
L--H
L--D
Pr--M--1pm 1001
Pr--H--3pm 20511001
Pr--D--10 am 0048
7/29 Fri 8
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
L--Z
L--M
L--H
7/30 Sat 7
Pr--Z--11:30 0048
Pr--M--1pm 1001
Pr--H--3pm 1001
Pr--D--10 am 0048
L--Z
L--M
L-- H
7/31 Sun 6
8/1 Mon 5
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
8/2 Tue 4
Distillation Practical; work on reports
Distillation Practical; work on reports
Distillation Practical; work on reports
Distillation Practical; work on reports
Pr--Z--11:30 0048
Pr-- M-- 1pm 1001
Pr--H--3pm 1001
8/3 Wed 3
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
work on reports
Distillation Practical
work on reports
Distillation Practical
work on reports
Distillation Practical
work on reports
8/4 Thr 2
8 am: BE 0058; Evaluation; Peer Evaluation; Review E2
8/5 Fri 1
8 am: BE 0058; E2; Moe's noon[Meadow Brook]
Experiment Instructor Place
D--Distillation Arnold BEHBL
Z--Enzyme Arnold BEHBL
M--Membrane Ritchie BEHBL
H--Heat transfer Ritchie BEHBL
Assignments: P--First Proposal Meeting; L--Lab Day; Pr--Presentation
Proposals due at 8 am on First Proposal Meeting day Reports due at Presentation
Teaching Assistants: Office lab Work Location Time
Chris ---- ---- BE morning
Brannon --- --- BE afternoon
RED TEAM GREEN TEAM BLUE TEAM ORANGE TEAM
YELLOW TEAM BLACK TEAM PINK TEAM
Bevill Dungeon Thoughts by Christopher Johnson
Going through summer lab is an experience like no other. Hopefully these "Thoughts" will give you a little comic relief in what WILL be an otherwise eventful month.

Bevill Dungeons Thought Series: Thought #1
If a distillation column falls in the high bay lab and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound.

Bevill Dungeons Though #2:
If life gives you lemons make lemonade... and then do your distillation experiment and have a party.

Bevill Dungeon Thought #3
There's more than one way to skin a cat..... and exponentially more ways than that to screw up a proposal

Bevill Dungeon Though #4
Bad news travels fast.... and so does the foaming in your column

Bevill Dungeon Thought #5
A house is not a home..... because during summer lab you are required to live at bevill

Bevill Dungeons THought #6
Better late than never..... unless you are talking about summer lab, then you better never be late.

Bevill Dungeons Thought #7
Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.... unless of course you are in a room full of ethanol

Bevill Dungeon Thought #8
Blood is thicker than water..... So what does this say about the relationship between their capacity factors? Literature values are acceptable here.

Bevill Dungeon Thought #9
Many hands make light work..... but what if they are little hands or hands that are missing fingers. Is there a correlation or equation to account for size differential or number of fingers? What about a correlation for the different types of work?

Bevill Dungeon Thought #10
Don't cry over spilt milk.... Unless of course you just spilt it on the proposal you have worked on for 40 hours straight then by all means cry away and I'll cry with you

Bevill Dungeon Thought #11
Third time's a charm..... unless Dr. Ritchie is grading your proposal then its definitely 5 or more time's a charm

Bevill Thought #12
Two wrong's don't make a right..... trust me i know i've run the distillation column, so for your info neither do three, four, or five wrongs.

Bevill Dungeon Thought #13
The best things in life are free..... no wonder it costs so much to take summer lab

Bevill Dungeon Thought #14
If God had meant us to fly he'd have given us wings..... Lots and lots of red bull will be needed to make it thru summer lab

Bevill Thought #15
A poor workman always blames his tools..... it aint the instruments its just OPERATOR ERROR

Bevill Dungeon Thought #16
Live for today for tomorrow never comes... Oh no it comes but you just dont notice because there are no windows in the Bevill dungeon

Bevill Dungeon Thought #17
Nothing is certain but death and taxes..... Chem E's are the exception. Summer Lab is also certain along with all the mental and psychological anguish that accompanies it. So feel special.

Bevill Dungeon Thought #18
Practice makes perfect.... you only get two days in lab so just skip straight to perfect.

Bevill Dungeon THought #19
Work expands so as to fill the time available..... I really think the regulator on this thing is broken

Bevill Dungeon Thought #20
It's an I'll wind that blows no one any good.... With all the fast food being eaten there are definitely a lot of ill winds bein blown around

Bevill Dungeon Thought #21
Great minds think alike.... So this is the reason why we all made the same mistakes on the distillation presentation

Bevill Dungeon Thought #22
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step..... and if all this red on our proposals is any indication we take that step a shit-ton.

Bevill Dungeon Thought #23
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself...... and then after your stupid ass screws it up you ask James Hill how to fix it.

Bevill Dungeon Thought #24
Moderation in all things.....(Note: work done on proposals and reports not included), dammit i knew i should have read the fine print

Bevill Dungeon Thought #25
It ain't over til the fat lady sings..... I have had a want ad in the newspaper for the past two weeks, "Looking to Hire Fat Female Singer for Easy Gig"

Bevill Dungeon Thought #26
Every man has his price...... Do you think Ritchie or Arnold would take a bribe in dining dollars?

Bevill Dungeon Thought #27
Hindsight is always 20/20..... Remind me again WHY I did not choose to be a business major.

Bevill Dungeon Thought #28
The cobbler always wears the worst shoes..... So as is apparent by the state of his boots, DA must be a cobbler

Bevill Dungeon Thought #29
There is truth in wine.... In order to find the truth in summer lab you gotta be drunk.

Bevill Dungeon Thought #30
All good things must come to an end.... So is summer a lab a good thing or will it never end... OH GOD PLEASE SAY IT ENDS

Bevill Dungeon THought #31
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.... Well what if i forego sleep altogether does that speed up the process

Bevill Dungeon Thought #32
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.... No I pretty much always end up Bevill no matter what

Bevill Dungeon Thought #33
A problem shared is a problem halved..... which is why they sure you are dealing with at least 10 problems throughout summer lab

Bevill Dungeon Thought #34
Don't burn your bridges behind you..... Unless that bridge leads to Bevill then burn that damn thing down behind you, in front of you, wherever that thing is BURN THE M***** F***** DOWN!!!!

Bevill Dungeon Thought #35
Fight fire with fire..... Hmmm so fire extinguishers are actually useless?

Bevill Dungeon Thought #36
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent...... Turn in a bad proposal to Ritchie and then you might rethink this one

Bevill Dungeon THought #37
There's no such thing as a free lunch.... Actually, DA skipped out of our proposal meeting because he was going to get a free lunch at the faculty meeting. So you stand corrected sir

Bevill Dungeon Thought #38
You are what you eat.... Sooooooooo right now im a combination of pbj sandwich, can of NOS, Starbursts, and gummi worms

Bevill Dungeon Thought #39
This is madness..... Madness, THIS IS SUMMER LAB!!!!

Bevill Dungeon Thought #40
Give credit where credit is due...... and ALWAYS blame your team leader for failures

Bevill Dungeon Thought #41
Carpe Diem.... I don't care if you just laid down; Get your ass out of bed, you have proposals and reports that aren't gonna get done by themselves.

Bevill Dungeon Thought #42
Cold Hands, Warm Heart..... AKA the onset of hypothermia

Bevill Dungeon Thought #43
First things first.... Cause if you ain't first you're last

Bevill Dungeon Thought #44
Forgive and Forget.... at least until the teammate evaluations

Bevill Dungeon Thought #45
Life's not all beer and skittles.... no shit sherlock because there are gummi worms, gummy bears, starbursts, and sour patch. Not to mention whiskey, vodka, rum, and tequila.

Bevill Dungeon Thought #46
The more things change, the more they stay the same..... No matter how much you think you have corrected your proposal/report it still isnt good enough and will be covered in red when you get it back

Bevill Dungeon Thought #47
Failing to plan is planning to fail..... I prefer to call this wingin it, it always keeps your day to day life exciting

Bevill Dungeon Thoughts #48
Cheats never prosper.... but i bet they get alot more sleep

Bevill Dungeon Thoughts #49
Honesty is the best policy..... Unless DA is looking for his "misplaced" boots. Then you lie like a dog


Bevill Dungeon Thoughts #50 If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again..... and then after the next meeting try again and again. How many is that? 5, alright try one more time

Bevill Dungeon Thought #51
There's safety in numbers.... but only if you chose the correct correlations

Last Updated: Augut 5, 2011